Publishing from the outskirts
of the Birdland neighborhood...
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| 🎇 HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026! 🎇 Welcome back everyone! It has been brought to my attention that a lady who will remain anonymous (AKA 'Karen') has a rodent infestation in her wildflowers; and her infestation has not only automatically deployed the important local Feline Rodent Police (FRP) which I have been overseeing for a few years as main cat herder and commander; But Karen's rodents are also attracting skunks which survive on her rodents as well as the FRP's food; it's the usual human animal conflict that has been going on since the beginning of time -- for instance when ancient Egyptian farmers had their crops raided at night by bulls and assumed these bulls must be gods of chaos; (Later found and adopted by Christians who took the bull horns and turned it into the devil concept) Leading us directly to raccoon bandits who are actually just like big cats but they don't care about the ten commandments; they just take stuff and do stuff; and back in Birdland my neighbor Jane had a messy yard which I offered to clean up yearly and actually got paid to do a couple years until she was offended like I was saying she had a messy yard that she did; Anyway I ended up with about eight cats some of which came out of Jane's yard as kittens because mothers knew it was a good place to raise their young since there was food and kittens can eat insects which my cats did quite often because they were used to it; Just like the skunks and Jane's / Karen's rodents in their yards; animals know it's a good place to raise their young since there are so many rats and mice living in the wildflowers -- which I actually love by the way -- I gave Karen some poppies recently;  The main point here is that the FRP that has been deployed has been quite effective in controlling Karen's rodents; and I have effectively tamed the FRP as a cat correctional officer and main cat herder; as initially these cats were actually underfed and chasing Karen's dog after which I came to the rescue quite valiantly for the cats and Karen too...You're welcome... So in case there's been a misunderstanding here I just want to set the record straight and let everyone know that all parties involved will be taken care of including the FRP whether any psychopaths out there in the neighborhood like it or not; I actually have a very powerful lawyer from Los Angeles working for me right now cleaning up the mess the City of Sunnyvale left for me in the last 25 years; so I've dealt with psychos like this before so they might consider going back to hell where they came from even though there might not be a hell other than what they want to impose upon the FRP... Other than all of that; Karen has a dog that used to bark too much and bother her neighbor and most of the dogs in the neighborhood don't do much else other than bark a lot as they don't play the same kind of important role as 'kings of the neighborhood' like the FRP does controlling as the rodent police; And let's face it; cats pretty much rule the Earth although dogs are pretty cool too -- but then I got attacked by a dog when I was doing a paper route when I was a kid so I'm probably biased on this subject; although my aunt in San Pedro had a dog that was very wild and half coyote who I was friends with for a minute or two many years back on vacation in LA with my family along with many other dogs; so I will not generalize about anything or anyone.... The bottom line is it is illegal to deny companion animals and or 'pets' of food and water and basic sustenance; especially trap and release animals like my cat police officers who are officially registered to a residence and therefore protected as much as the residents of this particular residence; and as police officers they carry qualified immunities...  So I just wanted to set the record straight and speak my mind on this issue because for all I know there could be a bunch of hateful blather going on inside the Nextdoor.com platform... I was brought in to take control of this situation and make sure the cats were fed the last thing I'm going to do is stop feeding them which could cause them to start chasing Karen's dog again; and I have spent countless dollar$ feeding these officers because I actually care about them; so they will continue to be taken care of whether Karen or any of her co-conspirators against the rights of the FRP like it or not... And I'm still wondering why the Sunnyvale DPS officer that showed up a few years ago pretending to care about the welfare of the cats didn't say anything about the dead kitten laying in the street right as some of the neighbors were complaining about cats -- so I'm hoping that cat was not killed on purpose by one of the pro-dog / anti-cat people in the neighborhood;  FRP HARD AT WORK 17 MARCH 2026:  One of the cats I feed actually belongs to an Asian family that lives two doors down and the cat is getting elderly and needs special care and they know that I'm taking care of their cat for them too; so Karen and her friends just need to get out of the way and mind their own business because my friend Doc is back from the hospital and his medically dependent and cannot have any stress from crazy ladies across the street at this point; therefore Karen needs to realize there's certain things you can't control because people and cats are free here in America... And I'm a political centrist by the way...  UPDATED: 20 mar 2026 🚧 THIS BLOG IS UNDER 🚧 CONSTRUCTION 🚧 |
